Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Read also:

• After 600 Years, Astronomers Finally Solve the Mystery of the Missing ‘Guest Star’ - Gizmodo
• The U.S. Economy Is Headed Toward an Uncomfortable Summer - MSN
• 'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart
• What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
• Addison Rae’s debut album proves her evolution from influencer to pop heavyweight is complete - The Independent
• Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?
• Major US retailers cancel Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders - GamesIndustry.biz
• Youth overdoses from synthetic opioids are increasing. What parents should know - CNN
• Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
• Who is the most annoying character in the Office?